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Donald Trump Takes a Dump! (ebook)
Donald Trump Takes a Dump! (ebook)
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WARNING: This book contains dangerously high levels of absurdity, stupidity, and actual Trump quotes. Read with caution.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the funniest comedian and a political analyst had a love child while binge-watching Trump’s Twitter feed? Well, wonder no more!
Welcome to the most outrageous, hilarious, and unhinged deep dive into the political dumpster fire that is Donald J. Trump.
WHAT’S INSIDE?
A front-row seat to the greatest reality show ever accidentally elected to office! This book takes you on a wild, side-splitting, jaw-dropping journey through the Trump era, filled with legendary feuds, conspiracy theories, “love letters” to dictators, Twitter meltdowns, spelling catastrophes, and enough all-caps tantrums to shake the planet off its axis.
CHAPTER HIGHLIGHTS:
“Covfefe” and Other Legendary Brain Farts – A deep dive into the worst spelling and greatest nonsense ever produced by a sitting U.S. president.
The Art of the Incoherent Deal – Forget business schools—this is negotiating, Trump-style! (Spoiler: It’s just yelling “FAKE NEWS!” until the other side gives up.)
Tiny Hands, Big Words (And Bigger Lies) – A historical record of the greatest lies ever told (including “Mexico will pay for the wall” and “I have the best words”).
Stormy Weather: A Porn Star, a President, and a Whole Lot of Tweets – The first U.S. president to be taken down by a porn star and a hush money check.
Truth Social: The New Twitter, Same Old Crap – What happens when a banned Twitter user tries to build his own social media empire? Spoiler: It crashes immediately.
The 2024 Election & The Never-Ending Sore Loser Tour – The worst sequel in history! Imagine Groundhog Day, but instead of Bill Murray, it’s Trump screaming “RIGGED!” every four years.
The Dump That Never Ends – The final chapter (or is it?), where we ask: Is America doomed, or is this just an especially bad episode of The Twilight Zone?
WHY READ THIS BOOK?
Because you need to laugh to keep from crying.
Because history should be recorded… even if it’s absolutely ridiculous.
Because someday, you’ll want to tell your grandchildren, “Yes, this actually happened.”
If you thought politics was serious, this book will prove you DEAD WRONG.
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In light of the current times, this was quite fitting and funny. Love it
It's a great reading companion to the absurd presidency taking place these days. Truth is stranger- and funnier - than fiction in this case.
This book is written like a massive college term paper chronicling all the dumb things Trump has ever said or done. You'll either laugh or cry.
Maybe both.
I guess I was kind of expecting it to be funny because Trump does provide quite a bit of material. However this seemed to be more of a veiled collection of cheap shots and typical leftist hypocrisy. The poking and "fun" with verbal gaffes just never seem to make their way into books about their precious politicians. If you're a flaming liberal, this book will probably give you that confirmation bias you crave. I think we need to laugh more together with people we don't agree with, but IMO...this doesn't do it.
I laughed so hard reading Donald Trump Takes a Dump! This book is an absolute riot, filled with some of the most ridiculous and out-of-context things Trump has said. It takes his verbal blunders and turns them into a collection of comedic gold. While it's definitely sad and scary to think that this is our president, the book does a brilliant job of using humor to highlight just how bizarre and outrageous some of his statements have been.
It’s perfect for bathroom reading, offering short, bite-sized segments that make you chuckle between other tasks. It’s also a great conversation starter when left out on the coffee table. The satire is sharp, and while it doesn't shy away from poking fun at a serious topic, it does so in a way that keeps things light and funny.
If you're a fan of political humor or just looking for a fun way to get a good laugh, I highly recommend this book. It's funny, clever, and just the right amount of absurd – a great way to take a break from the craziness of the world.