Donald Trump Takes Another Dump!

💩 Donald Trump Takes Another Dump!
The Sequel No One Needed—But You’re Gonna Want.
📣 BREAKING NEWS: The toilet has overflowed. Again. And guess who’s back in the Oval Office with a golden plunger and a Twitter knockoff?
From the author behind Donald Trump Takes a Dump comes a second serving of unfiltered absurdity — a satirical deep-dive into the political sewer that is Trump’s 2025 return. Think Robin Williams on a Red Bull binge, live-streaming from a petrol station toilet during a MAGA rally. Yeah. It’s that kind of book.
Inside this explosive (and slightly stained) follow-up, you’ll find:
🧻 Real Trump quotes so jaw-droppingly weird they belong on bathroom walls.
🧠 Bizarre rants about sharks, windmills, toilets, and the deep state (all related).
📱 Truth Social tantrums that make spelling, logic, and human decency optional.
👑 Dictator envy, courtroom drama, and enough gaslighting to power a small country.
Whether you’re hate-scrolling, doom-laughing, or just here for the blunt facts and bathroom graffiti, this book has it all. It’s political satire with zero chill, maximum sarcasm, and 100% British-grade absurdity.
Perfect for:
✔️ Fans of comedy, chaos, and creative swearing
✔️ People who enjoy history books… if they were written by stand-up comedians in toilet cubicles
✔️ Anyone who’s ever screamed “WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!” at the news
Take a seat (porcelain or otherwise), grab some tissues (for your tears or your laughter — your call), and enjoy the second flush of the presidency that won’t go down.
🛒 Scroll up, hit “Buy Now,” and join the resistance… one bathroom break at a time.